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Thu 21 August 08

Primo piano

I Predict a Riot
Babyshambles banned from festival over crowd control fears >>

Sex lives
What a cock up
Wife divorces husband over broken penis extension >>
Go on give 'em a squeeze
Big juicy melons help you get it up >>
Size doesn't matter
Mini Me sex tape antics >>
Entertainment news
Double take
Improv Everywhere create the Human Mirror >>
Jedi Gym hits YouTube
The force is strong in this video >>
Sunday what?
Nicole Kidman gives baby silly name >>
Sports banter
Ronaldo: I'm staying
C-Ron pledges future to United >>
Wayne gets the flu
Rooney to miss start of season with virus >>
Olympic controversy
Britons arrested in Free Tibet protest >>

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StyledLife
Big bangers and no bra to fit?
Jill Scott launches the Butterfly Bra >>
Japanese toilet gadget
Magical Water Princess muffles embarrassing sounds >>
The secret to eternal marriage
Will Smith on how to stay hitched >>
Friendly Tokyo welcome
Bag of weed after long haul flight >>
DigitalEdge
Morphing mobiles
The evolution of the mobile phone >>
Killer consoles
Greenpeace claims games consoles are harming the environment >>
Ballmer gets egg on his face
Microsoft chief executive attacked in Hungary >>